The stoopid staff forgot my birthday so I've not got me new toy YET... but I managed to make them feel so guilty that they finally let me have the toy I got from Mrs Caroline for Xmas.
Woooof - arr...it aint going to last long in my gnashers!
Gotcha - I knew I'd have that furry fellow caught in the end. No-one get's past Super-Dylan in the end...not even Santa Square Dog !
Part 2:
I did it - I stared at the staff so balefully this afternoon that I got a birthday treat after all !!
First I went to the pet shop and got lots of treats off the nice staff (they are much nicer than my staff and have never-ending treatbags behind their desks- when I grow up I'm going to get me a job here)
Kibble-licious!
Then I got a special jellystick greenthing- but no matter how much I chew it, it doesn't melt in my mouth - grrr.
Then I had some updated headshots taken for my portfolio
Then I had a play with my toys
Then I had a sit down
Then I fell asleep... zzzzzz
Then we set off home
I didn't want to go so I just sat down and refused to move..
But when we finally got there guess what - a BIRTHDAY BONE WAS WAITING FOR ME !
Happy Bark-Day to Me!