Birthday Boy

PART 1

I'm 2 today!

 The stoopid staff forgot my birthday so I've not got me new toy YET... but I managed to make them feel so guilty that they finally let me have the toy I got from Mrs Caroline for Xmas.

Woooof - arr...it aint going to last long in my gnashers!

Gotcha - I knew I'd have that furry fellow caught in the end. No-one get's past Super-Dylan in the end...not even Santa Square Dog !

Part 2: 

I did it - I stared at the staff so balefully this afternoon that I got a birthday treat after all !!

First I went to the pet shop and got lots of treats off the nice staff (they are much nicer than my staff and have never-ending treatbags behind their desks- when I grow up I'm going to get me a job here)

Kibble-licious!

Then I got a special jellystick greenthing- but no matter how much I chew it, it doesn't melt in my mouth - grrr. 

Then I had some updated headshots taken for my portfolio

Then I had a play with my toys

Then I had a sit down

Then I fell asleep... zzzzzz

Then we set off home 

I didn't want to go so I just sat down and refused to move..

But when we finally got there guess what - a BIRTHDAY BONE WAS WAITING FOR ME ! 

Happy Bark-Day to Me!